What the machines can't do · Issue 009 · Wednesday, 24 June 2026

From the editor

Three things to do with tonight's edition, in your competent friend's voice.
From the Editor. Written and verified by Matt Brazil, the human editor.
167 words · published Wednesday, 24 June 2026

**I. Look up your own city, not just London's.** The Met's plan to scan faces in the West End is the headline, but live facial recognition already runs in more than a dozen UK forces — and most now publish where and when they deploy it. Knowing is the start of having a view.

**II. Play both Karma Chameleons back to back.** Boy George's new AI-assisted version and the 1983 original are a stream apart. The question is not whether it is any good — it is whether you can hear the join, and what you make of it when you cannot.

**III. Buy the cherries while they are good.** British cherries are a summer fruit — late June to August, then gone for the year. Get a punnet at their peak, and roast the bruised ones with a spoon of sugar over yoghurt.

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◆ The question underneath

From observation to navigation: three doable, low-stakes moves drawn from tonight's pieces — civic (check your own force's facial-recognition deployments, from Mika), cultural (compare the AI re-record, from Kit), domestic (eat the short cherry season, from Priya).

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