A planet clocks off, and England settles a score
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At ten past nine on Wednesday night, with the children finally down and the kitchen still warm, a good part of Britain did the same thing at the same moment: sat down in front of a football match being played three thousand miles away, in a stadium in Texas, that changed nothing about Thursday morning.
England beat Croatia 4–2 — the side that knocked them out of the 2018 semi-final, a debt eight years overdue. Harry Kane, Jude Bellingham, Bukayo Saka: the names are familiar, the feeling less so for a country that has spent the spring arguing about borrowing costs and who ought to lead it. For two hours, none of that was the point.
This is the strange thing the Saturday Boy is here for. A World Cup is the closest the human species comes to clocking off together. Forty-eight nations, a billion-odd people, a month of evenings handed over to something that produces nothing, settles nothing and feeds no one. By every measure Westminster currently cares about, it is a colossal waste of time. It is also, plainly, one of the best things we do.
Because the tournament is in the United States, Canada and Mexico this summer, Britain is watching it after dark. England's games kick off at nine and ten at night, our time; Scotland — both home nations made it this year — play Morocco late tonight. The matches the rest of the planet watches over lunch, we take on the sofa, in the dark, when the day's work is already done and the hours are finally ours. It could hardly be more on the nose.
There is a tidy contrast in it, if you want one. By day this week the country has been consumed by who governs it: a by-election in Wigan, a leadership question in Westminster, the serious business of running the place. By night it has been roaring at a centre-forward. Ask which one your household will remember in ten years, and the honest answer is unkind to the politicians.
What the work-free hours are for is the question this whole paper is built around, and a World Cup answers it without being asked. Not productivity. Not self-improvement. Belonging — to a team, a country, a room full of people who care about the same meaningless thing at the same meaningful moment. That is the rehearsal for a life with less work in it: not endless leisure as a problem to be solved, but the old, plain pleasure of caring together about something that doesn't pay.
For your diary, in UK time: England play Ghana on Tuesday 23 June at 9pm, and Panama on Saturday 27 June at 10pm. Scotland play Morocco late tonight. Every game is on the BBC or ITV — no subscription, no paywall, just the sofa and the dark.
England next on Tuesday, then. There will be a lot of tired Britons on Wednesday morning. Worse ways to lose the sleep.
A World Cup is the species clocking off together — proof that the work-free hours, when more of them come, won't need filling with productivity. We already know what we do with them: we care, in company, about something that doesn't pay.
- The Independent (18 Jun) - England Group L (Croatia, Ghana, Panama); v Croatia 17 Jun 9pm BST; v Ghana 23 Jun 9pm BST; v Panama 27 Jun 10pm BST
- Yahoo Sports (18 Jun) - result England 4 Croatia 2 (Wed 17 Jun); next England v Ghana Tue 23 Jun
- USA Today via AOL - tournament 11 Jun–19 Jul; England last won 1966; Kane/Bellingham/Saka; Scotland in Group C (Brazil, Morocco, Haiti)
- World Cup 2026 fixtures (UK) - group stage 11–27 Jun; all matches live on BBC and ITV